Monday, August 15, 2005
The Park Bench
When we moved into this house 9 years ago, I bought a park bench for $39 . It came in a box and I had to assemble it. I applied a thick coat of marine quality polyurethane to protect the wood. Every spring I sanded it and revarnished it which kept it looking new and shiny. It has been in my front yard year round and has become a popular resting spot for us as well as friends and neighbors. Today I walked out the front door to get the mail and immediately missed my beloved bench.It was gone...poof!!!
I hope the thief...
enjoys it
and tends to it
as much as I have
I hope the thief...
enjoys it
and tends to it
as much as I have
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I have not been angured by anything lately......until I heard about the theft of your bench...it really pissed me off....I hope that the thief gets splinters in his butt and his penis falls off
Bastards!
If somehow the bench makes its way to Chicago, I shall make off with it and return it to you.
If somehow the bench makes its way to Chicago, I shall make off with it and return it to you.
I told Tamara about your bench and she said you should put a sign where it was that said something like, "To the thief: I just want you to know I loved that bench."
He or she probably drives past your house a lot.
I thought that was a good idea to make the SOB feel guilty.
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He or she probably drives past your house a lot.
I thought that was a good idea to make the SOB feel guilty.
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