Thursday, August 18, 2005
Talking Dog
I just saw a dog on TV that talks. The pug says "I love you". I am jealous.
We have seven dogs that will never amount to anything. Five can beg. Seven can bark. Five chase cats...our cats. One can sing in tongues. Two can smile(occasionally on command). One loves to swim and lie on a float. One is aggressively friendly. Three bite. One can bark until I start doing tricks. One screams bloody murder if you pick her up and is just an all around freaky dog. Five can fetch, but only one will bring it back to you. Five can sit on command with appropriate rewards. One can lick you all over if given the chance. Two can scratch you with their paws until you scratch or pet them. Six alert us to TV dogs and TV doorbells.
To not know them is to love them, my friends will probably say. I, on the other hand, simply adore them in spite of their talents.
We have seven dogs that will never amount to anything. Five can beg. Seven can bark. Five chase cats...our cats. One can sing in tongues. Two can smile(occasionally on command). One loves to swim and lie on a float. One is aggressively friendly. Three bite. One can bark until I start doing tricks. One screams bloody murder if you pick her up and is just an all around freaky dog. Five can fetch, but only one will bring it back to you. Five can sit on command with appropriate rewards. One can lick you all over if given the chance. Two can scratch you with their paws until you scratch or pet them. Six alert us to TV dogs and TV doorbells.
To not know them is to love them, my friends will probably say. I, on the other hand, simply adore them in spite of their talents.
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you know your animals have LOTS of value, even to those of us who do not live with them 24/7...i especially want to know more about the kinds of tricks you can do when the one dog barks.......do you have a big repertoire?
most amazing to me is how you've discovered and isolated each pet's eccentricities!!
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most amazing to me is how you've discovered and isolated each pet's eccentricities!!
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